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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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