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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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