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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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