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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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