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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Gertrude
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Princess
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a bull 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a crocodile 🐊
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