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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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