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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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