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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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