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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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