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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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