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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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