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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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