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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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