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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗
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