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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺
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