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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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