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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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