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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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