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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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