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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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