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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛
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