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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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