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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘
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