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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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