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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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