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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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