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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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