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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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