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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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