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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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