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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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