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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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