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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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