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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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