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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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