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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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