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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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