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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮
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