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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘
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