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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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