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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗
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