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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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