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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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