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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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