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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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