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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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