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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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