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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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