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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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