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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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