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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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