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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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