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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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