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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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