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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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